Friday 29 April 2011

A lemon tree perhaps?

My cannibal tomato plant is back on water now. The tomato juice was too thick to be absorbed into the soil. I watered it down but then that defeated the object. Im going to try again with a plant that has much less viscous fruit juices. A lemon tree perhaps?

Monday 25 April 2011

Sunday 24 April 2011

Thursday 21 April 2011

With all due respect.

I wonder if Haitians resent the Japanese for taking all the aid and stuff?

Final Piece.

It's not morbid that I want to one day design my own tombstone.

Tom


Day 1 - This is my newest tomato plant which as of today is a cannibal. It will be fed only slightly watered-down tomato juice. If it's not watered down then the tomato juice is too viscous to soak into the soil. I hope there is not an equivalent of the RSPCA for plant-life.

26° Spring

Do you reckon the moon is getting jealous of how much attention the sun is getting at the moment?

Wednesday 20 April 2011

Monday 18 April 2011

I N T R O D U C I N G C A T S ● Alan C. Jenkins





I bought this nice book for 20p from a charity shop. Pretty cool binding, unusual layouts, and cat-themed poems throughout.

DUI

Is driving a wheel chair when your inebriated like drink driving?

Sunday 17 April 2011

Quasi-Design

New Term.

If I water my tomato plant with tomato juice is that like cannibalism?

New project. Im going to see If I can keep a tomato plant alive on only tomato juice.

The first thought into my head when I wake up drunk.

If you have sex with a schizophrenic does it count as a threesome?

Friday 15 April 2011

The Woods.







Here are some photos from my trip into the wild with my brothers.

Glad my name is Callum Copley.

70 Mph Red Light


 Travelling from Sheffield to Scunthorpe we overtook a red light which was traveling at about 70 on a three-lane motorway. Still haven't worked this one out.

Thursday 14 April 2011

Stuck between his Lead and his Heart.

"In Budapest, surgeons operated on a printer's apprentice Gyoergyi Szabo, 17, who, brooding over the loss of a sweetheart, had set her name in type and swallowed the type." - Time Magazine, 28 December 1936 

"Nen nen ju shin ki" or Soliloquy?

Nobody likes change but I was bored.

Kick them while they're missing.

I might start going round and changing existing "Missing Persons" posters into "Wanted" posters. But I'm not that mean.

Monday 11 April 2011

I watched them both.

"Not the new one. The one that's good." - Channel 4 commentator between "The day the earth stood still" (original) and Cookery School. This quote pretty much sums up my life though.

Thursday 7 April 2011

Very Clear Palette.

Do you think there are many anorexic chefs?

Friday 1 April 2011

Product Idea

Quorn on a synthetic bone of some sort. To ween people off meat.

Mind the Dubstep

 
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